Danger: Do Not Expose to California

One thing almost all clothing has in common is it will catch fire. And what place is always on fire? California, of course! So, if you want to practice safe clothes-wearing, please do not expose your clothing to California.

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Coming from California myself, I notice every year when California fires make national news. Except when it's especially bad, I tend to think, "Is this really news? Isn't California always on fire?" It's like when you get heat advisories in Arizona.