Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the point of this site?
A: Actually, this site is like a circle, so it has no point. But it is also like a square in that it has... um... three or four points. 1. To entertain you with movies, games, stories, and whatever else we throw on here. 2. To let your questions be answered by Super Heroes! 3. To give you a place to buy fantastical t-shirts, clocks, and other stuff you won't find anywhere else (some with our characters, but mostly just with our cool artwork). 4. Do squares have to have four points?
Q: Do squares have to have four points?
A: Much to my dismay, they do. Which reminds me, this site is like an octogon, in that it can be rolled on a steep incline, but will stay put on an incline which is not steep.
Q: Does Cowman taste good?
A: We're not sure, but we do think it quite rude for you to keep asking him. Heroes have feelings too you know. Maybe you should try a nice bag of refreshing Loaf'O' brand snack food, or if you can't find them, just have a sandwich.
Q: Do you sell sandwiches?
A: No, we are more of a super-hero workshop, than a hero sandwich kind of place. In fact we do not intend to sell food of any kind, unless we sell a license to make gummy Loaf'O's or something. I will send you a sandwich, however, if you pay well enough! But I'm sure that it would have spoiled by the time it gets to you.
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